This is a really crap day, I haven’t felt this terrible in a while..
THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK
well this is it
bonjour my petite crossaints
Okay now I remember why European languages suck
So many verb conjugations… and genders… like why does Tommy need a completely different verb conjugation than I do if we’re both going to the same damn store and why do I mange but you manges while those people over there mangent like why can’t we all just eat in peace and why is that tree a girl did it ever tell you it was a girl or did you decide its identity for it ‘cause that’s not cool and wtf Europe be simple like Japanese honestly.
- mom : did you eat all the donuts
- me : no
- mom : why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants
- me : thats cocaine
do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
I’m glad it isn’t just meI’m a cashier and let me tell you that nobody cares and nobody is judging you, I love you.
Can you be my cashier forever