This is a really crap day, I haven’t felt this terrible in a while..

petcanadian:

just let this sink in

Nicolas Cage has won an Oscar, but Leo hasn’t

fumblrtabulous:

THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK

well this is it

bonjour my petite crossaints

Okay now I remember why European languages suck

iridescentskylines:

So many verb conjugations… and genders… like why does Tommy need a completely different verb conjugation than I do if we’re both going to the same damn store and why do I mange but you manges while those people over there mangent like why can’t we all just eat in peace and why is that tree a girl did it ever tell you it was a girl or did you decide its identity for it ‘cause that’s not cool and wtf Europe be simple like Japanese honestly. 

ham-and-pineapple:

  pizza:

mozzarella-cheese:

Fun fact:

Me and the Tumblr user Pizza used to date. We were always together and such. I hate to say it now but I was always on top.

Oh hey babe! Haven’t talked to you in ages xx

ahh shit well this is awkward

otomuragakuya:

a sentence
will always look
like poetry

if you
hit enter
a lot

matt-smiths:

“matt smith can’t act”

ding dong u are wrong

abandonedkitten:

popfairy:

blueisforscarvesandboxes:

david-bui:

do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar 

I’m glad it isn’t just me

I’m a cashier and let me tell you that nobody cares and nobody is judging you, I love you.

Can you be my cashier forever

Le Slogan Merde

sloganhunter:

McVitie’s, c’est anglais mais c’est bon!

Translates as “McVitie’s - it’s English, but it’s good!”

Bastards!

Thanks to @HelenLOHara for the submission!